{"id":2546,"date":"2018-11-23T16:08:32","date_gmt":"2018-11-23T21:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/?p=2546"},"modified":"2018-11-23T16:08:32","modified_gmt":"2018-11-23T21:08:32","slug":"so-to-begin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/?p=2546","title":{"rendered":"so to begin&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok then, let\u2019s just call it further ramblings of a mad woman<\/p>\n<p>so to begin, today I am feeling super annoyed<br \/>\nand I tell you this so that you<br \/>\nmay<br \/>\nsave<br \/>\nyourself<br \/>\nfrom the wrath of my<br \/>\nshort fuse<\/p>\n<p>several years ago I read Nora Ephron\u2019s <em>I Feel Bad About My Neck<\/em><br \/>\nand I thought, amusing title but why your neck<br \/>\nsome days now,\u00a0 I catch my reflection in the glass and..<br \/>\nI so get it<\/p>\n<p>today my wifi\u00a0 is constantly dropping<br \/>\ncomplicating a life of leisure<br \/>\ncausing my blood to boil<br \/>\nand me, the urge to take a hammer to my beloved laptop<\/p>\n<p>although the sun is shining brightly<br \/>\ncold frosty air is really<br \/>\njust cold and frosty<br \/>\nand best enjoyed from the inside<\/p>\n<p>also as you have been warned<br \/>\nI shall not now be held responsible for any<br \/>\noverly sensitive, or Tasmanian devil like reactions<br \/>\nto things you may (or may not)\u00a0 say or do<br \/>\nor, let&#8217;s be honest here, have EVER<br \/>\nsaid<br \/>\nor done<\/p>\n<p>I shall continue to send you great heaps of love<br \/>\nand kindness<br \/>\nwhile keeping a little for myself<br \/>\nand if you should find, you need me<br \/>\nI shall attempt to get-over-myself as<br \/>\nbest I can<\/p>\n<p>until then<br \/>\nyou will find me here<br \/>\nin<br \/>\nmy<br \/>\nlittle house,<\/p>\n<p>with no door\u2026.\u00a0 \u00a0 for your protection\u00a0 \u2665<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok then, let\u2019s just call it further ramblings of a mad woman so to begin, today I am feeling super annoyed and I tell you this so that you may save yourself from the wrath of my short fuse several&hellip; <br \/><a class=\"read-more-button\" href=\"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/?p=2546\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2547,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2546"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2550,"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions\/2550"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tamara.tedzplace.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}