Ok then, let’s just call it further ramblings of a mad woman
so to begin, today I am feeling super annoyed
and I tell you this so that you
may
save
yourself
from the wrath of my
short fuse
several years ago I read Nora Ephron’s I Feel Bad About My Neck
and I thought, amusing title but why your neck
some days now, I catch my reflection in the glass and..
I so get it
today my wifi is constantly dropping
complicating a life of leisure
causing my blood to boil
and me, the urge to take a hammer to my beloved laptop
although the sun is shining brightly
cold frosty air is really
just cold and frosty
and best enjoyed from the inside
also as you have been warned
I shall not now be held responsible for any
overly sensitive, or Tasmanian devil like reactions
to things you may (or may not) say or do
or, let’s be honest here, have EVER
said
or done
I shall continue to send you great heaps of love
and kindness
while keeping a little for myself
and if you should find, you need me
I shall attempt to get-over-myself as
best I can
until then
you will find me here
in
my
little house,
with no door…. for your protection ♥